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Paris Hilton’s My New BFF premiered on MTV Tuesday night… and it was HOT. Sixteen Paris Hilton BFF potentials made their débuts and by the end of the first episode 5 had already been sent home.  After the cuts, Paris said goodbye until next week stating “Okay I have to get back to my life now”.  I know many of you are rolling your eyes or gagging over your keyboard but Paris is definitely a busy woman.  While she is “famous for being famous” she is also a businesswoman, movie/TV star, singer, entertainer, fashion designer, model, author and more.  People love to hate her and people hate to love her.  Stay tuned for more of Paris’ BFF search where she hopes to find someone who loves her just as much as she loves herself…which may prove to be a real challenge. 

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Paris Hilton arrives at Narita International Airport on May 30, 2008 in Narita, Japan. Firstly, hats off to Paris who looks great in a safari-esque khaki and navy top paired with a clashy geometric print skirt. Accompanying Paris are some fashionable gals, one of whom (far left) bears a summary similarity to Paris circa 2005-2006 (sans extensions). She is wearing two of Hilton’s favorite colors: aqua and yellow… together! The pocketed hoody is a piece Paris has donned for travel/disguise purposes in the past. I know, everyone and their brother wears a hoody. Yellow and aqua are colors of the moment. But the side-swept buttery, blond razored bob says it all! It’s OK, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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Paris Hilton arrived at the grand opening of the Kim Vo Salon in Las Vegas, sportin’ a “B.M.” diamond ring—the initials of her new boyfriend, Benji Madden of the rock band Good Charlotte. Benji is brother to Joel Madden, lead singer of GC and baby daddy to Nicole Richie’s daughter, Harlow. Richie, of course, infamously co-starred with Paris on everyone’s favorite guilty pleasure, The Simple Life (breath!). What do you think of this cluster conversion of celebrity spawn? Discuss!

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Late yesterday, the Associated Press issued a stern retraction of a news blip claiming that Paris Hilton was leading an effort to Save Drunken Elephants. Hilton’s confused publicist contacted the news organization to let them know that Hilton was involved in no such endeavor. Are the drunken elephants even real? It may be too hilarious to be true. Not that I support alcoholic elephants…

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Noted humanitarian Paris Hilton, pictured above at last night’s launch for her new fragrance “Can Can Paris Hilton,” received public praise today from the animal rights organization People for Animals. Hilton is spearheading an effort to raise awareness of a herd of North Indian elephants that are getting jacked up on homemade rice beer and subsequently dying from exposure to electric fences in their drunken stupor. Hilton and various organizations are trying to convince local brewers to lock up their supplies, which the elephants are accessing with ease. These elephants are in good hands.

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Paris Hilton (L) and sister Nicky Hilton (R) flashed Japan’s favorite gesture at a press party announcing the launch of the Samantha Thavasa Christmas collection at Club XROSS in Tokyo. The Hilton Sisters have been promotional models for Samantha Thavasa handbags for 5 years now and it has been almost 2 years since they last visited Japan. Do you think Paris’ Japanese fans wrote her while she was in jail?

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Paris Hilton launched her denim and sportswear line at Kitson in West Hollywood with a little help from a mini-me friend. Do you think Paris is good role model post-jail?

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