Marvel’s Upcoming Slate

May 6, 2008 | By Clint Froehlich | Creative

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Hollywood’s quest for the continued infantilization of the American male (see a great New York Times piece on the subject here) has been bolstered by the weekend’s boffo opening for that movie about a rich playboy with a weaponry fetish. Seeking to respond in kind, Marvel Studios is feeling pretty damn confident with their first self-financed production hitting $100 million in three days. So without furthur ado, here is Marvel’s just-announced upcoming slate:

The Incredible Hulk – June 13th, 2008
Iron Man 2 – April 30th, 2010
Thor – June 4th, 2010
The First Avenger: Captain America - May 6, 2011
The Avengers – July 2011
Ant-Man – (writer/director engaged)

I’m sorry, does that say a Thor movie is in the works? Yes. Yes it does. The global warming apocalypse is sounding really good right now. 

By the way, that’s Buzz Aldrin in the picture. Behind him, apparently, is Marvel’s retard Frankenstein.

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