Scooter Sobriety Test
51-year-old movie star Mickey Rourke, looking fierce and ready to hunt boar in the above photo from October 18, pulled a Paris Hilton yesterday and got picked up for drunk driving shortly after exiting a club on his tricked-out Vespa. Reportedly, Rourke performed an illegal U-turn in full view of a policeman, who quickly deduced that the Sin City star was under the influence of alcohol. Let’s all hope Rourke stays out of trouble – we’re really looking forward to his appearances in John Madden’s Killshot and the all-star adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’s The Informers. Cross your fingers for a thespian battle royale with him and Ashley Olsen in the latter.